Ireland’s greatest export, Game of Thrones, is back once
again for its fifth season. That means for the next ten weeks, Tuesday morning
is devoted to rampant talk of what just happened and speculation about where
our favourite characters in Westeros might end up.
If you aren’t following the show, this can be daunting. But you
don’t have to be left out of all the gossip. We’ve got your covered with our
very own blagger cards to get your through each episode and help you keep track
of what’s just happened on Game of Thrones. Never again will you mix up Tyrion with
Tywin, Sansa with Stannis and those fighting for the throne with those just
fighting for their lives.
One thing you can’t do is ruin what’s just happened for
someone watching the show. Not everyone watches each episode the first night it
airs, and our cards contain important plot information so don’t be cavalier
about your new favourite show.
For those who are just catching up to the show, steer clear
of our cards, but do check out our handy spoiler
labels so that everyone knows what they can and can’t say around you.
With so much happening each week, we’ll give you the key
questions people will be asking from each episode. If the conversation starts
to deviate, simply say you don’t know how things are going to turn out and
steer it back to the questions you have on our cards.
There may be others in your office that need help keeping
pace with their own blagger cards, so be sure to keep the printer
and toner in top condition and together you can get through the Tuesday